KADI JOKES
1. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
2. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam…. Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?
3. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa
mudiyum
4. “Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?”
5. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu
solla mudiyuma?
6. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.
7. Thel kottina valikkum… paambu kottina valikkum.. mudi kottina valikkuma?
8. School Testla Bit adikalam… College Testla Bit adikalam… Blood Testla
Bit addika mudiyuma?
9. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga… Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!
10. Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!
11. Omakuchi een olliya Irukkar? Ans : Athu Avar Ishtam.
12. Romba Naal Uyir Vazha enna vazhi? . saagaama irukkaNum
13. Kinnathula kallai pottal Aen Muzhukirathu? adhukku neechal theriyaadhu
14. Kakam Aen Thanneril Muzhugathu? . kaakkai karaiyum.
15. SVSekhar: Ennai kalyanam pannikO kalyanam pannikkOnnu rendu ponnunga en pinnadiyae suththarrAnga
Matraval: Appidiya! Yar avanga ?
SVSekhar: Enga ammAvum, aththaiyum.
16. Usha : Enga mAmAvukku oru periya major operation nadanthirukku
SV : Periya operationE major operation thAn
Usha : Ayyo, operation nadanthirukku SV : Oh, major illaiya ?
16. When did George Washington die ? Two days before his FUNERAL (He! He! …)
17. In a grocery store, a Sardarji was starring at an orange juice for couple of hours. You know why ?
Because it said CONCENTRATE.
18. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A MOSQUITO can FLY but a FLY cannot MOSQUITO!!
19. Q: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? A: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
20. Pesrson1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ? Person2 : AANKING (!)
21 cinema paakka pona c-row la ukkara koodathu ? en ? front-la b-ro irukku… athu maraikkum
22. what is one word for “hold my cycle sir ?” encyclopedia
23. Taj Mahal Enn Azhukka Irukkunnus Solranga. Enna Athu Kullikirade Illai
24 .Pongalukkum Deepavalikkum enna difference? A1: Pongalai saappida mudiyum. Dheepaavaliyai saappida mudiyaadhu ??!!
A2: Deepavalinnikki Pongalai sappada mudiyum. Aana Pongal Innikki Deepavaliyai sappida mudiyathu
25. Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku. Right cornerla oru Eli. Left cornerla oru cup milk. Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum ? poonaiyin kannu adhOda mugaththildhaan irukkum )))
26. poNNu pakka vantha paiyan sonnatha kettathum poNNU veettukkaaranga avanukku paithyamnu poNNu kodukka mattenuttaanga. Avan appadi enna sonnaan? ‘Naan konjam thaniyaa pesaNum.paravayillaiyaa ?’ nu sonnaan.
27. Ramarajan Hollwood padam paNNaa enna role paNNuvaar? ‘Cowboy’ – role
28. Whiskeyum Brandhiyum kalyaanam paNNina enna aagum? ‘ThaNNi’ ‘kudi’ththanam nadaththum.
29. Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai? Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku.
30. Coffee yai vida tea better. Yen? Teala oru e dhan erukku. Coffeela rendu e erukku
KADI JOKES TAMIL
Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku.
Right cornerla oru Eli.
Left cornerla oru cup milk.
Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum ?
poonaiyin kannu adhOda mugaththildhaan irukkum -))
ஒரு யானை ஒரு கிணத்துல எட்டிப் பார்த்துச்சாம்! உடனே ஒரு எறும்பு அந்த யானையை கடித்து விட்டதாம்!
ஏன்?
ஏன்னா அந்த கிணத்துல அந்த எறும்போட பிகர் குளித்துக்கொண்டு இருந்ததாம்!
Guess which is the strongest animal in the world….
without any doubt it is moonchooru (one kind of eli(mouse))in which Pillayar is seated
PAAMBU EN AZHUGUDHU,
ENNA ADHU EDUTHTHA PADAM FAIL AYIDUCHI
ராமு: குரைக்கிற நாய் கடிக்காது
சோமு: ஏன்?
ராமு: ஒரே சமயத்துல இரண்டு வேலையை அதால செய்ய
முடியாது, அதனால தான்.
Oru kaakkkaa oru auntyoda Brava thoodittu poi marathu melaVachirudhu,
Aunty:Brava keela podu.
Kaakkaa:Ayyo ithu keela poduradu illa mela podradu-)
வானத்தில் 3 கிளி பறந்து கொண்டிருந்தது
முதல் கிளி தன் பின்னால் 2 கிளி வருவதாகக் கூறியது.
2 வது கிளியும் தன் பின்னாள் 2 கிளி வருவதாக கூறியது.
3 வது கிளியும் தன் பின்னாள் 2 கிளி வருவதாக கூறியது எப்படி?
கிளிகள் எப்போதும் சொன்னதே சொல்லும்.
Oru dhadavaioru Yeli oru periya Poonaikitta maattikkichu.
Andha Yeli sollichu” Poonai Annaa naan yenga
Appaa Ammaakku Orey Paiyyan.
Yennai saappidaadheengo vittudungo please
“Adhukku andha periya Poonai yenaa sollichi theriyumaa.?
“Miaw”nnu sollichi…
Vekkamaa illai.?
Kadhai keakkura vayasaa idhu..Poayi Velai paarungo.
3 cockroachs are walking on the road.
Suddenly 1 of them starts singing “munbe va .”
Other 2 dies Why?
bcoz it’s a “HIT” song
Oru aalu oru Kakkava valathan. Atha touch panna romba smootha softa irukkum. Avan athukku enna peru Vaipan?
MI-CRO-SOFT
Which is the only dancing animal?
Yosinga!
Theriyalaya?
“AADU”..!
UngaVeetla”ERUMBU” ThollaiIruka,
AdhaClosePannaSuperIdea..Sugar-laChilliPowder
MixPanniVechidunga,ErumbuAdhaSugar-nuNenachiSaapidum,
AppoAdhoda”NAAKU” kaarathulaErium,
AppoErumbu ThannikudikaWaterTank-kuVarum!
AppaNeengaPinnadiIrundhuTank-la
ThalliVittudungaErumbu sethudum epadi idea.
Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku.
Right cornerla oru Eli.
Left cornerla oru cup milk.
Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum ?
poonaiyin kannu adhOda mugaththildhaan irukkum
poonaiyin kannu adhOda mugaththildhaan irukkum
KADI JOKES IN ENGLISH
Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu ? Asiriyar enam? Particularly Kanakku Vaathiyaar.
Gandhi aen oru edathula nikkaama eppozuthum suththikkitte irunthaaru. avarthaan periya revolutionist aache
SV.Sekar aen eppavum thannoda gold chaina kadichchikitte irukkaaru? avar ‘nagai chuvai’ nadigar illaiyaa.
Hitchcock ai vita bayangaramaaga padam eduppathu yaar? nalla paambu
heroine-ukku opposite? A : Hero Out ?
Why were Shiva and Parvati using the keyboard of the computer? ennA gaNapathi went away with the mouse.
Why is a calendar so sad? 1. Ani adikkaRadhAla 2. Because it’s days are numbered.
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Which runs faster, Hot or Cold? Hot, because anyone can catch a cold
If you send a mail through a dove and a quirrile ( Anil ) Which will reach first ? Why? Anil Yenna Pinkodu irukke !!!
500 rupees note la Ghandhi yen sirichitte irukkar ? A: Yenna Alutha nanainjudume !!!
Question: How can you drop a Glass but do not spill any water ? Answer: If you drop a Glass of Milk ….
Aravindasamy kku opposit yaar? aravinda ‘pisasu’ didn’t see me (or) aravindha ‘pisasu’
naan kadaila oru oosi vaanginen. aanaal, athu vedichiduchi..! yean? Neenga vangiyathu “Gundu” Voosi
oru samayam chera naadu chozha naattu mela padayeduthaanga. Aanaa, naattukkulla nuzhanchathum pinvaangitaanga. yaen? chozha naattula ‘pin’ romba cheap-aa kidichuthaam..
Yaanai thannila viluntha yenna agum ? Neer yanaiyayidum
Gokulashtamikkum communisathukkum enna commonality? Aha! Gokulashtami: kaal marks. Communism: Karl Marx
naadhaswara vidwan ‘pay hike’ venum-naa eppadi keppaar? 1. “pay hike vendum” endru vaayaal ketpaar 2. ‘oothiya’ uyarvu vendum endru ketpaar 48. ulagathileye periya ‘ladder’ ethu? handavaalam
Oru naal Kannagiyum Kovalanum Busla poyittu irunthangalaam. Avanga stop vantha odana Kovalan yerangittanam. Kannagi mattum yerangavemattennu pidivaadam pidithangalaam Yen? Kannagi padi thandatha pathini aache ! athanaal than irngale
Oru Boatla oru ponnu matrum niraiy paer porangha..Boat kavunthuduthu..yaellarum iranthudaraangha..aana antha ponnu mattum waterla mithakura…athu yaeppadi? Naattukkattai
KADI JOKES IN TAMIL WITH ANSWER
Question : Palvalikku mukiyaman Karanan enna theriyuma?
Answer : “Pal”lu than.
Question : In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a loin came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything on those 4 people. why?
Answer : Because they are lion’s club memebers.
Question : Patient: Neenga oru “Pal Doctor” a ?
Answer :Doctor. Illai Naan ” Muppathirendu pallukkum Doctor”.
Question : Teacher: Kadal arippu erpattal enna pannalam?
Answer :student: Sorinju vidalam!!!.
Question : Pullu sappitta kannu nalla theriyum yen
Answer :yenna yendha madavadhu kannadi potturrukka
Question : neththu busla poyittu irunthappa oruththar shoulderla
adichchu “Royapetta” ya nnaru
Answer : nan illa en “tholpatta” nu sonnen ana yen ennai murachcharunnu theriyala.
Question : Oru male B oru female B tea kudikuthu appa oru fly vilundhthiruchchu
appa male B female B kitta enna solliyirukkum
Answer :A B CD E.
( A(calling) B CD (parudee) E (Fly) )
Question : Guess which is the strongest animal in the world….
Answer :without any doubt it is moonchooru (one kind of eli(mouse))in which Pillayar is seated
Question : High Budget films la hero villai na Machine Gun Laser Gun vachchu
alipparu. romba Low budget padangalla hero villaina eppidi alipparu?.
Answer : Rubber (Eraser) vachchu alipparu .
Question : This is especialy for Kamal Rasiharkal. Kamal meesai illama nadichcha
muthal padam ethu.?
Answer :Kalththur Kannamma.
Question : Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna per vaippanga.
Answer :Onion Union
Question : Karunanidhi Loins club president ana Lions club kku nna per vaipparu.
Answer :Singa sangam.
Question : A newly mariied girl comming to chennai for the first time. she decided to make Keerai for her husband. and she is going to the market and asked the kadakaramma by taking some keerai in her hand “eppadimma Keerai”.
Answer :she said “naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai”. ?!?!?!!!
Question : intha e-commerce e-business e-mail ithukkellam counter technology vantha enna name irukkum?
Answer :kosu-commerce kosu-business kosu-mail.