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ODIA JOKES
“” ପ “” ବର୍ଣ ର ମାହାତ୍ମ୍ୟଟିକେ ମନ ଦେଇ ପଢିବେ
ଆମେ ଜୀବନ ସାରା ଏଇ “”ପ”” ପଛରେ ଧାଇଁଥାଉ ।ଆମକୁ ଯାହା ମିଳିଛି ତାହା “ପ” , ଆଉ ଯାହା ନ ମିଳିଛି ତାହା ମଧ୍ୟ “ପ” ।
ପ -> ପତିପ -> ପତ୍ନୀପ -> ପୁତ୍ରପ -> ପୁତ୍ରୀପ -> ପରିବାରପ -> ପଇସାପ -> ପ୍ରତିଷ୍ଠାପ -> ପ୍ରଶଂସାପ -> ପେନ୍ପ -> ପେପର୍ପ -> ପ୍ଲେନ୍ପ -> ପେନସିଲ୍ପ -> ପାଠପ -> ପଢିବାପ -> ପରୀଖ୍ୟାପ -> ପଦବୀପ -> ପତ୍ରପ -> ପାଣି ( ଫ୍ରିଜ୍ )ପ. -> ପବନ( ଏସି )ପ -> ପବ୍ଲିସିଟିପ -> ପ୍ୟାରପ -> ପରୀପ -> ପାର୍ଟୀପ -> ପ୍ରେମପ -> ପିକ୍ଚର୍
ଏହି ସବୁ “ପ” ପଛରେ ଧାଇଁ ଧାଇଁଆମେ “ପାପ” କରିଥାଉ ଯାହା “ପ” ରୁ ଆରମ୍ଭ ।
ତାପରେ ଆମର “”ପ -> ପତନ”” ହୋଇଥାଏ ଓ ଶେଷକୁ ରହିଯାଏ“ପଶ୍ଚାତାପ” ଯାହା “ପ” ରୁ ଆରମ୍ଭ ।
ତେଣୁ “”ପାପ -> ପ “” ପଛରେ ଧାଇଁବାଠାରୁ “”ପରମାତ୍ମା -> ପ””ପଛରେ ଧାଇଁବାଓ “”ପ ->ପୂଣ୍ୟ”” ଅର୍ଜନ କରିବା।ପ -> ପ୍ରଣାମ
Pankhata ghuru thila athacha jhaala gumgum hoi bahuthila, tume bijaya ullahsare matithila aau mun parajita hoi banchibara prayasa karuthili.
Rati pahigale sakala huenee na kholile nija aakhi, kholile ki heba taha na dekhile jaha na huaee dekhi.
Kahaku kahibi Nijara boli mun nije ta nijara nuhan, jhadeeba phoolathu daalara durata ke kahi pariba kuha.
Aakhi palak re tu Suapna jhalak re tu… Mana r kaantha re Aaina kaacha re tate neeti dekhu thai mu…. Kichi v to bina bhala lagena tate jhuri maru thai mu……
Mana manena mana bhujhe na ,tate dekhiba pain khoje bahana.Tate paiba ku to sange rahiba ku mandire jale mu deepa,to pain lekhe nua nua kabita lekhe nua nua gapa!
Teeth said to Tongue: –Jadi mu tike Dabei Debi taha hele,tu katti heijibu..,Toungue replied: ” jadi mu kahaku gote kharap bhasakahi debi tebe 32 ta jako out heijibo.”
Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari,Smart Boy+Bevkuf – nari= paw bhari,Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki tayari,Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy bhikari
ToTeacher- jo mere sawal ka sahijawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.Ussi waqt santa ne apna bagbahar fek diya.Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit,baapu bole toh gandhi jikapde kyu nahi pehantaythay?Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapubhi us time ke SalmaanKhan thay!!!
Huasband :- ” Aji Bohuto Anta Pain Heuchi… Paddosi Ghar Ku Jai tike IODEX Aano.. . . . .Wife :- “Debe nahi, Mu B jai Magi Sarilini”… . .Husband :- “Kete Kanjoos Salamane”, . .Chaddo.. Amoro Kadiki aano, Almaari re Rakhichi…
Chhoto chhua Dukani bala kukahila!!!uncle-Gora heba pain krim achiki???.Dukani – han achi.Chuaa- to sola lageile kanahela… Sabu dine school galabelaku tate dekhi dari jauchi!!!!.
Gote Budhi ro juin(दामाद)bohutokala thila!!Se thare sasuro gharo ku gala…Budhi: juin pua tame gotemassoeithi rahi jao…khio,dahi khaomajakaro…Juin:- kana sasuma aji kemitietesneho karucho..Budhi:- emiti kichi nahi pua..Amomahinsi(भैस) ro pila mari jaichi…Kam se kam tamaku dekhi to sekhiro dei debo…
Gote Pua O Jhia Park ro GachoTale Basithile.Setiki bele…Gothie Budha loko Asikahila-‘Pua Kana Ye amoSanskruti ki?_?’Pua-‘Na Uncle Ye to Mo Pooja,Apona nkaSanskruti aau kou gacho talebasithibe Bhalaki Khojo’..
SCIENCE Kahuchi je Paani KuGaram Kari Piele sethare ThibaJibanu mari jibe..Kintu Science ku Jana Nahi JeJibanu mariba Pare Tanko”Dead Bodies” to paani re rahijauchi !Stupid ScienceMu Ginious Boli ye Katha taJaniparili :-q
Boy 1:” tu se Jhia lagi Cigarette chhadi delu..?? . .Boy 2:” haanBoy 1:” Drink kariba bhi chhadi delu ..??Boy 2:” haan! . . .Boy 1:” Juaa bhi chhadi delu..??? . .Boy 2:” haan!!Boy 1:” abey ete sabu hela pare bmarrige kahniki kaluni???Boy 2:” are bhai ete bhalo pila heigali je ta thubhi gote bhalo jhia melila,ta saha mrg karili…..
Girl:”Mom & Dad asi mote kahilepaas hele BBSR ro top clg repadheibe,fail jadi hebi mo mrgsange sange karidebe”Boy:”Taha hele tame kete preperhelani..??GIRL:”Khali Reception ro dressaniba baki achi…
Boy -hiGirl -what ???Boy -h0w are y0u ?Girl -d0 i kn0w you ?Boy -I’m RichGirl -hi I am sAsmita ,I am 18 ,niceto meet you!Boy -na na , mo name “Rich”Girl -s0rry ! Mu pua pila sahakatha hauni …….bye …
