Some times love plays a joke on all of us and when that happens, it doesn’t seem very funny. But if you haven’t tasted the bitter side of love then go ahead and take a look at some of the best love jokes.
Technology crash N Boyfriend Harass-Girlfriend to Boyfriend – where were you on Saturday night?BF- ohh, there was a urgent work I was asked to finish,so had to stay back in Call-Centre.GF – Really? Then why your fitband shows you burned 300 caloriesand your heart rate was way more than normal at 1:30 am?Boyfriend- Silent….Girlfriend- Violent…..romantic jokes
Girlfriend:- When will we marry?Boyfriend:- as soon as Ram temple will be constructed.Girlfriend:- Which temple?Boyfriend:- Ram Mandir in Ayodhya.
Chaahe jitana marji ham achchhe dikhe,achchhe kapade pahane, parladkiyaan patengi unhi se jo…saale…”Pineapple jaisi Hair Style” aur“Bakare jaisi Daadhi” lie ghumaten hain.
strange but true- believe in love …!Love has greatpower ! It can ” REMOVE ” misunderstandings, Anxieties, worriesDoubts, Fears ,Tears , T shirts, Tops, Jeans etc etc etc …
Bahut bheed ho gai tere Dil mein “jaalim”,Achchha hua ham vakt par nikal gae……romantic joke in hindi
1 ladki Pappu se apane pyaar ka izahaar karte hue kahti hai,“tum mere sapanon mein, jajbaaton mein rahte ho.”Pappu: tumako kisee ne bewkoof banaaya hai bahan,main to jyadaatr apane ghar mein hi rahta hoon!
Sacchi mohabbat laut ker zaror ate haiYa toh sorry bolne ya phirShadi ka card dene
Girlfriends: Janu kal mera birthday hai, mujhe kya gift doge?Boyfriend: kya chaahie?GF: Ring.Boyfriend: Ring dunga par uthaana mat,balance bahut kam hai……jabardast love jokes
Chahtay hain hum apse Aisi pyaar ka wada,Jaise 12 rupees ka Vim Bar,Ghuly kam aur chaly zyada
1 Newly Married Couple Honeymoon ke liye jaa rahe theTrain Lambi Surang se Gujara…..Husband- agar pata hota ki surang itanee lambee hogee to phaayada utha leta.Wife- he bhagavaan, to kya vah aap nahin the?
Love Jokes, Romantic Joke in hindiBaaba:– Tujhe kya chaahie?Ladaka:– Khoobasurat kamsin Girlfriend(GF)Baaba:– Agar tum Hindu hai to tujhe Sonaakshi Dunga.Muslim hai to katrina dunga… Sikh hai to Anushka dunga…
Aur krischiyan hai to Jeneliya..bol tera naam kya hai baalak?Ladka:– ” Mohammad Vijay Singh Pharnaandis”Baaba (apane chele se)– “Maayavati de de saale ko kuchh jyaada hihoshiyaari dikha raha hai”*romantic joke in hindi*
Ladki- Mere Pet mein tumhaare prem ki nishaani hai!Ladka- Lekin mainne to ainsa kuchh bhi kiya nahin !Ladki- Are tumane mujhe Cadbury di thi na, vo abhi mainne khai hai!Ladka- teri to, zara theek thaak hasi-majaak kiyakar…meri jaan legi kaya!
1 Ladka saadhu baaba se:baaba jee … kisi sundar ladki ka haath paane ke lie kya karoonsaadhu baaba: kisi Mall ke bahaar mehndi lgaane ka kaamshuru kar do vats
Boy: kiss me JaanuGirl: nahi, tum gutaka khaaye hoBoy: tum bhi to khaati hoGirl: haan par main saada khaati hoon aur tum jarde waala
Ladki ke mobile balance khatm hojaata hai… vo customer care Phonekarati hai aur puchhatee hai 1 sms/msgs 10 ladkoko ek saath bhejana hai kaise bheju ?customer care: kya sms/msgs hai?Ladki: Jaanu , mera mobile balance khatm ho gayahai jaldi se 100 ka recharge karava do…
Girlfriend– janu me tumse naraj huBoyfriend– kyun darling esa kya ho gaya?Girlfriend– kyunki tum bhut boring hoLadki – tum muje manate bi nahi hoLadka – tu kya New Year 2018 Party hai jo manau
Bahut Bhid waali bus me 1 sunder-Susil ladki safar kar rhi thiAchanak driver ne break mara..Ek Jaat ladke ka hath ladki se chu gayaLadki– Jara haat khde ho jao..Ladka – Madam saarii..fir break laga fir hath chu gayaGirl – ye aap accha nahi kar rhe hain..Jaat Boy – Madam itni bhari bus me isse accha ho hi nahi sakta..
Boy- mujhe facebook/Whatsapp par DOST bana loGirl- kyon bana lu tujhe friend?Boy- Dil Diya hai Jaan bhi Denge…Girl- achha chal 2000 rs ka mobile recharge kara de phir friend bana lungiBoy- 1 Notebandi Duja CashbandiBoy- Bahan mene to Majaak kiya tumne seriously le liya.
Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let`s break up now, it`s all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.
Chuhe ko billi lagi gori dono milne lage chori chori………….chuha bola-O gori aao baandhe hum pyr ki dori……….Billi chuhe ko maar k khayi aur boli…….”I hate love story “……!!!
A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl: ” I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton . . . …Girl : Oye Carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jaisa face le k foran yahan se reduce ho ja,is se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahe,Kambakht Graphite ki aulad.
Pappu ki Girlfriend boli: mujhe bhool jao, meri engagement ho gaee hai, London ke ek ladke ke saath.Pappu: chal Yaar jo hona tha ho gaya, ek i-phone bhej dena wahaan se, suna hai wahaan sasta milata hai!
LOVE JOKES IN ENGLISH
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”One liner tags: communication, love, puns
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?One liner tags: beauty, Christmas, flirty, love
My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that…One liner tags: communication, love, rude, sarcastic, women
My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters… But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly “we need to talk”.One liner tags: beauty, communication, love, sarcastic
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.One liner tags: attitude, love, motivational
Never laugh at your girlfriends choices… your one of them.One liner tags: love, women
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.One liner tags: happiness, love, men, women
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.One liner tags: flirty, love
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?One liner tags: life, love
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.One liner tags: intelligence, love
LOVE JOKES FOR HER
1. Hello, madam, you’re under arrest for the theft of my heart at first sight, and you’ve got every right to return it whenever you wish. I’m giving you all of it.
2. Don’t forget to bring along with you, a GPS when we meet today, ‘cos I’m not ready to get lost in your universe, girlfriend.
3. If Shakespeare had made me Romeo and you, my Juliet, I would have refused to die at the end of the script, I’d rather end it with you “Happily Ever After.”
4. The very first time I met you, I discovered the secret of the Goldsmith in your eyes and I’d do everything to ensure the goldsmith gets his gold elsewhere. Your beautiful eyes are too precious to me.
5. On getting to see you, I realized why they say “love is blind”, because you shine too bright.
6. When I first saw you, I thought there were now slim and fat angels walking upon the earth.
7. I don’t think I can stand it anymore girl. I’m going to report you to the authorities as the cause of global warming, you’re so hot!
8. Seeing you changed me totally, to the extent that I started breathing in carbon dioxide and breathing out oxygen.
9. I sighted you while standing beside a bed of roses and you know what- the roses saw you and started waving.
10. I ordered a beautiful feminine embedded 3D wallpaper online and when I saw you, I thought one of the pictures had escaped from the picture.
11. It is said that when we want to impress a girl, one would have to- love, honor, respect, cherish, care,…for her. But to impress a guy, your smile does the job.
12. If I met you as a space traveler, the only gravitational force that would keep me on the surface of the moon would have been your smile radiating from the earth. Keep smiling, darling!
13. I’m still clueless in deciding who the real copycat is, between you and the rainbow; you’re glowingly beautiful, dear.
14. You know, at a point in my life, I thought my mirror was true to me until I saw myself in your eyes.
15. Hello Handsome, are you one of the mannequins that escaped from the shopping mall today, “cos you look too good to be true. Trust me, baby, I know what I’m saying.
16. You know what sweetheart- when we finally get to be under the same roof, I’d love that we have just one pillow which would belong to you, ‘cos your broad chest is just enough for this beautiful head of mine.
17. I won’t hesitate to do ANYTHING for you, except to die of course! I don’t need to explain further, do I?
18. Do you know that the kiss you blew across the room to my face earlier today has stuck to my face all day long and caused my face to look more beautiful than ever, even my colleagues started asking me how it came to be. Should I tell them the secret?
19. They say the sun sets in the west” how wrong they must have been. Actually, it sets in your face and the stars take permission from your beautiful eyes to rise and shine at night-do you not know that?
20. I’ve cried for a revival all year long to recover from the spell your beauty cast upon me since the very first day I met you. Somebody help me, please!